All the best foods start with good intentions of health but always end in a push to an unhealthy absurdity. ”We need a healthy meal full of vegetables” quickly becomes ”I’m cold and want bacon… covered in caramel”. Bacon covered in caramel. When this thought came … Continue reading →
I love puns but unfortunately I have no excuse for using them. Sometimes I think I was born to the wrong gender, I will never have the chance to embarrass my future children with bad puns and have it written off as … Continue reading →
I always get a sense of unparalleled pride when I think back at my high school achievements. Possibly because over time I have morphed them to be greater and more prestigious than they really were. One of my greatest high … Continue reading →
When I was first dating my now husband I made him a lasagne. This specific lasagne was the worst lasagne of all time. I was staying at his place, where he was living with another engineering student and I volunteered to make dinner. What I didn’t realise at … Continue reading →